Just have faith and you will see God.
Note:
STEP 1 If do not see God in this photo, then you probably need to pray.
STEP 2 Repeat STEP 1, if needed.
If you still don’t see God, you’re not praying hard enough!
"The American brand of Christianity is unraveling while its hypocrisy is being weighed by the minds of our younger folks and discovering that questioning religious doctrine is a trait of human nature, not the voice of Satan."
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I see…a bowl of pasta… this can’t be right.
Pray harder.
somebody just found pastafarianism…
Maybe God is a Manchester City fan
I see Shiva
Wait, I’m not Hindu!
ok my eyes hurt. And my hands hurt from praying. This whole god thing sucks.
He must like to hide, now where the hell is he!
I think I just saw the invisible pink unicorn!
God is blue! I knew it!
Don’t be silly! You can’t detect God without the proper equipment!
You can find it here:
http://www.yo-god.com/
The God Detector? Is that made by Mattel?
I see a good lunch.
I have looked into the jpeg and I have seen my god. My God. He is an awesome, turquoise god. Hmmm…. I wonder if he’s gay.
His son never married and hung around dudes a lot…especially Peter.
If you can’t see g0d after praying about it, maybe it’s because of your Prayer Posture?
Check this site out and then try praying again.
Does that include bowing and kneeling? Where can I order the video?
wow….
Wait a Minute, I was looking at the Image and I mistakenly hit my mouse and went over the Image…. ZOMG I now know God’s name is blank1 and not Allah or Yahweh. I am filled with happy thoughts now to blank1
All Praise blank1
Will the world ever rid itself from this belief, which has been the real obstacle for real peace!
I don’t see God because I obviously don’t have faith
I have another thing
it’s called reason.
What does god need with a sailboat?
Hahahaha
Where there actually an ALL Powerful and an ALL Knowing “god” who actually gave a rats ass about it’s “Creations”, he/she/it would be as apperant to all as our sun is.
Thus he/she/it would not require any “churchs” “faith”, “belief”, “dogma”, “spokepersons”, the “programming” of young children or anything else to be accepted as fact.
Shit.
I guess I’m an Atheist.
Oh Shi-! IT’S XENU!!!!
Wait I see….I see… Hey it’s Richard Dawkins!
Why ‘tiz obviously “Blue Sky” and pretty soon there’s gonna be some pie there…….
“There’ll be pie in the sky when you die……tra la…..tra la…”. Huh? Something to eat now? While yer still alive?!
Don’t be silly……..it’s “when you die” fool!
I truly had no choice but to stare at this square, and laugh my ass off.
AS funny as this is, the believers are out there thinking of ways to destroy us, how can we show them that they have been fed a line of bullshit.
Of course they would love to see us gone. Given the right conditions, they would attempt our demise. It has happened to Jews and witches. Killing atheists for God would be an honor.
I am a Christian and in no way want you destroyed. It just hurts my heart to see people mocking God. I am not angry but sad. I hesitate posting this and do not want to stir up trouble…I just wanted you to know that not all believers desire what you state.
God is imaginary and created by humans.
This is an atheist blog. Did you expect to hear “Amazing Grace” playing in the background?
That’s odd. I see Mickey Mouse. o_o
OF COURSE THEY’LL HAPPILY KILL US……BUT THEY’LL PRAY FOR US WHILE DOING IT! };-)
Ain’t it funny how their “all powerful” god can never do his own killing but “needs” them to do it “in his name”.
War, after war, after war, after war…..and they NEVER learn!! Amazing…
Just found your site, love it… This video scares the piss out of me though. I am always nice when the nametag twins come to my house. I let them go through one piece of their magic book. I talk about what lesson we can learn from it and tell them I’ll add it to my book of real world lessons. We both win, unless they get all magic and try to sprinkle magic dust on me. Then I kindly ask them to leave. I never fight, never criticize. One of their lessons I learned was about being nice to sick and heathen types.
Why oh why do people have to hate? Maybe we could create some divine spectacles with +5 to comprehension and focus skills. Give the magic spectacles to the magic book readers and hope they practice what they read?
I used to have ‘for jesus’ written on the trigger of my M4. Pretty funny inside joke to myself, but a sad illustration of what happens with too many haters with voting power.
awaiting moderation – just noticed i tagged the wrong tab to comment on. I meant to do the video with the crazy lady talking about me ‘taking’ ‘her’ air. feel free to edit my poor grammar freely. im an uneducated computer guy, not a skilled orator.
CHRISTIANITY
The belief that some cosmic JEWISH ZOMBIE can make you live forever if you
symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your
master,so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree
MAKES PERFECT SENSE