“Reason To Be” – Creepy Christian Kids Show

2009 October 19

Creepy is a good description. Should we all kill ourselves unless we have Jesus? The kids look as if they’re in a trance like good little sheep.

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  1. 2009 October 20

    No, I think if any of my kids, had turned out like them; I probably would have thought about killing myself. These little brats give new meaning to the old saying: the lights are on; but no one’s at home!

  2. 2009 October 20
    zack permalink

    lol, all the answers? ahaha you got to be kidding me. God did it! isn’t a valid answer.

    • 2009 October 21
      barriejohn permalink

      Yes, Jesus has “all of the answers to all of the questions”, just like they say. Unfortunately he’s such a bastard that he’s going to keep them to himself without revealing them to anyone. What do you make of that then?

  3. 2009 October 20
    Ralph permalink

    These children aren’t being taught to ask questions or think for themselves.

  4. 2009 October 20

    I wanted to tell the girl to jump off a cliff and survive. If she said that she can’t survive it, I remind her about what she said about “god” and the evil word “can’t.”

    These kids seem as spaced out as fundie Christian adults.

  5. 2009 October 20

    “And he’s the reason I’m living…and he’s the one that made me”???

    “Jesus knows…Jesus knows……”

    I find it sad that they were taught to accept imaginary beings as the answer to everything.

    • 2009 October 21
      barriejohn permalink

      I was brought up to believe all this crap, and sing silly choruses like this, and for many years I really did try to pretend that it was all true. In the end I had a nervous breakdown, and a lot of these kids will too. Indoctrinating the young like this is just another form of child abuse.

  6. 2009 October 20

    Yikes.

    I couldn’t finish it. Had to stop at the line that says something like ‘…he sees what I am doing all the time…’ That would scare the heebeejeebees out of me. Oh, come to think of it – something like that probably did!

    Truly sad to see kids indoctrinated that way.

  7. 2009 October 20

    Oh it’s true it’s true…He knows all the answers to all the questions! So don’t bother learning any other possibilities or point-of-views. Gee must be partly how those creepy LDS mormon cult people, get 12-14 yr old girls to marry 50 yr old men.
    What a bunch of CRAP! I see this more and more like twisted brain washing, and they leave no child behind!
    I was creeped out when I was a kid this age. Thinking someone was really watching every move I made, and then I’d look at the adults…he knows about them too.
    I see this brain washing going on right now with my soon-to-be step daughter. Her mother is raising her to be a chubby little sheeple

  8. 2009 October 20

    Truly disturbing. The puppets have more personality. These poor kids are like zombies.

  9. 2009 October 20
    zunedita373 permalink

    Did Tyler Perry have anything to do with that? Seemed like it. That one girl in the thumbnail looks like the new Michelle Malkin. I wanted to look away, but I forced myself to watch the whole damn thing. I noticed that puppet man sounded a bit like Kermit. Must’ve been a deliberate dramatic choice, but I think the puppeteers on that show know their place. They sure ain’t the star. Jesus is! The 4-eyed kid at about 1:50 in, he seemed to be in on the joke. He knows it’s bullshit. What was really weird about the whole song was that the boys and girls all sounded the same!

    http://www.catholicleague.com/release.php?id=1696

    I know we shouldn’t put links up, but the Catholic League was offended by the latest Simpsons Halloween episode. I thought it wasn’t quite as good as some previous Halloween episodes, but hey! They’re a hard act to top.

  10. 2009 October 20

    Scary Stepford kids!

    • 2009 October 21
      barriejohn permalink

      Very funny!! Thay also reminded me of the kids in an old British Sci-Fi film “Village of the Damned”, starring the late, great George Sanders, and based on a John Wyndham novel (The Midwich Cuckoos). Watch it if you can – the remake wasn’t nearly as good! (Now – where have I heard THAT before?)

      • 2009 October 21

        Except for the part where the guy grills his face!

  11. 2009 October 20

    If Jesus knows the answers to all of my questions, answer me this – What the f*** is wrong with these people???

    And if he knows where we’re going, does that imply that our actions are already laid out for us. Which means Jesus ‘knows’ we’re already going to sin, and we can’t help it.
    These people are idiots.

  12. 2009 October 20
    GodlessSavage permalink

    I’m fairly certain this is how Children of The Corn got started… It’s mindless brainwashing at its best though and I’m sure these kids are very well compensated for their lies.

    As for what’s wrong with them sortofpsychic, I’m curious if it’s not just some mass delusion or brain dysfunction in the minds of everyone in christian flock, if not some strange form of weird survivors guilt

    • 2009 October 20

      He Who Walks Among the Rows shall know of your blasphemy! He Who Walks Among the Rows is displeased!!!

  13. 2009 October 20
    mzg0001 permalink

    Jesus titty fucking Christ! That was some brainwashy shit. It almost got me.

  14. 2009 October 20

    What I still want to know was how they managed to transform orange-tinted homoerotic youngish Ernie into a white straight old man?!

    You know, I don’t see this as overly pernicious, especially in comparison to the very real abuse depicted in documentaries like Jesus Camp, this seems mostly positive and harmless. It’s basically a Disney Channel after-school special meets Christianity. It’s clearly not as whacky or as depraved as this brain-washing video.

  15. 2009 October 20

    I grew up watching this show, in Southern Ontario, Canada, in the late 70’s early 80’s. This show helped me realize what a crock of shit the whole deal was.
    At :46 seconds into the video, I recognize a woman who now is one of the anchors on CTV’s 24 hour news channel.

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